peep this..

here i was chillin being lazy as usual eating my ginger tofu with steamed rice for lunch reading up on my daily celebrity gossip on TMZ when all of a sudden KFC newest commercial made my jaw drop with this little number..

they call it the "Double Down" and this my friends is the real deal.. two thick boneless white meat chicken filets, two pieces of bacon, two melted slices of Monterey Jack and pepper jack cheese and colonels sauce.. oh gawd i feel my arteries clogging as i look at it.. its no wonder why we all look like this.. (except me)

or why we have to sit next to this bobo..

dont get me wrong i bet that shit taste awesome but thats the thing it was created to only taste awesome.. and when i say created i mean like in labs and shit true story yo!! c'mon americans theres a point where we all have to stop and think "ok, i think we've taken it a bit too far"

whatever happened to looking at a yummy salad and then think to yourself "YUUUUUUMMYYYY" wait, i forgot that doesnt exist here :(

whatever, fuck you KFC and your samiches!!


http://www.kfc.com/doubledown/ see for yourself.