bro-to-bro: make your bed a place she'll come back too..

fellas, you charm her with your swag and your oh so suave ability to navigate a wine list but then she gets back to where the magic happens and BOOM! your bed is ratty as hell :/

this is a breach in brotocal and should be your highest priority!

(never bring a honey home to this!)

first of all lets get one thing straight, white sheets are boring as hell (right up there with missionary) mix it up and throw some solid color on that shit, its sounds weird but trust me its kinda life changing. mix match & mingle ;)

oh! and that shit your moms gave you BURN IT! nothing more embarrassing than a cutie walking in your room getting ready to smash and sees you rocking a 101 dalmatian comforter on your bed KILL YOURSELF bro! also, no honey will ever tell you but shes totally disgusted with the sweat stained/smelly sheets keep those shits on rotation and wash them once a week and when its time to dry, use some dryer sheets yo! (downy smells the best). if youre still rocking the same shit you had back when you signed your lease do yourself a favor and get some new shit! and im not talking about wal-mart buy the expensive stuff.

us dudes are so careful with our huge ass tvs, our kicks, hair, blah blah blah but we fail to neglect the most important part of our lives, the place were we spend a 3rd of it the place where we make sweet sweet love and the place where we doze off too. i may be a little clueless when it comes to the ladies however take it from the behr himself a solid bed makes you feel better and it gives the ladies some serious chub TRUST!